gud tek, the $gudtek coin on robinhood chain

wat is gud tek

u kno how every project says revolutionary technology, cutting edge infrastructure, next generation blah blah? we looked at all of that and said: we can do worse.

gud tek is a coin on robinhood chain. the tek is gud. that is the whole whitepaper. congratulation, u just read the whitepaper.

the teknologey

• blockchain: yes
• decentralised: probly
• smart contract: it is an ok contract. it tries its best.
• AI: we asked a robot to draw the logo. it said no. so we opened ms paint.
• security: the logo is a jpg. u cannot hack a jpg.
• scalability: the jpg comes in 400x400 and also 1500x500. it scales.

price chart (drawn from memory)

chart is not financial advice. chart is not even a real chart. we drew it. that is the tek.

tekonomics

• supply: enough
• taxes: 0% buy, 0% sell (we do not kno how to code taxes)
• liquidity: yes
• team allocation: the team got a jpg
• utility: the tek. it is gud. see sections above.

how 2 buy

1. get urself onto robinhood chain. it is a real chain. that part is not the joke.
2. get some eth on it.
3. swap the eth for $gudtek. (swap link goes here when the CA exists. the dev is drawing it.)
4. that is it. that was the tek. u now hold gud tek.

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